| Monday, May 30, 2005 |  |
| What Effect Composers Have On Your Child | 0 comments |
 30 May 2005 @ 17:46You have heard and read of the Mozart Effect -- playing classical music to your children raises their IQ -- which has been pretty well debunked. The Mozart Effect Read what a blogger considers the effect of playing music by other composers to your child. Liszt effect: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important. Bruckner effect: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. Gains reputation for profundity. Wagner effect: Child becomes a megalomaniac. May eventually marry his sister. Mahler effect: Child continually screams - at great length and volume - that he's dying. Schöenberg effect: Child never repeats a word until he's used all the other words in his vocabulary. Sometimes talks backwards, up-side-down, even up-side-down and backwards -- usually in early teens. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child blames them for their inability to understand him. Babbitt effect: Child gibbers nonsense all the time. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child doesn't care because all his playmates think he's "cool." The John Cage Effect: Child is silent but rotates his arm clockwise then counterclockwise 45 minutes at time. Alec Wilder is offered a record contract if he can cut the piece down to 39 minutes. |
| Footage of man summoning UFO live during news broadcast. | 2 comments |
 30 May 2005 @ 03:40http://www.filecabi.net/v.php?file=ufoondemand.wmv Footage of man summoning UFO live during news broadcast. Took everyone by surprise. Says he leaned how to do this from the Old Testament and has been calling them for 20 years and he now supposed to show people. More > |